#oh Harry the things you don’t know about yourself could fill a book #in fact #they did #seven of them
Harry Potter and Holy Fuck I’m A Wizard
Harry Potter and Shit I Can Talk To Snakes
Harry Potter and When the Fuck Did I get a Godfather?
Harry Potter and There are Other Wizarding Schools?
Harry Potter and Oh My God I Can See What Voldemort’s Doing
Harry Potter and Snape Was Friends With My Mum?!
Harry Potter and Well Fuck Snape was a Good Guy All Along and Now I Have to Die Whyyyy
(Source: the-swedish-short-snout)
Yeah, I’m fucked.
No big deal guys, Chris Evans just knows Philosophiæ Naturalis Principia Mathematica just the epoch of Physics. You know, whatever.
100 Completely Accurate World Accents
cANADA
CHILE HAHAHAHHA
OMFGNJL;FSGNMKLS;FDGMKL;DS
SCREAMS
CRYING
NOOOO OMG
SODSKJSDVKJSG’;LALKSOITUR890U-4RYF0RTHGNNIJM FSV
ACTUALLY SCREAMING
NORTH KOREA
when they say the title of the album in a song
or the title of a movie in a scene
Or the title of the book in a chapter
tom wat r u doin ur suposed to be bledin hevely and in alot of pain stop laghin lie down and wimper u fuckin dumbass do ur job
(Source: odairme)

(Source: echo-foxtrot)
Meteorological Triptych - the only 2 photos (to date) of a tornado, rainbow and lightning bolt together.
thor what are you doing
^
There once was a girl who loved cock
And a boy who had only fucked socks
He caught her eye
So she grabbed him by the tie
And PROCEEDED TO ROCK HIS WORLD BECAUSE THIS IS A FREE-FORM POEM MASQUERADING AS A LIMERICK, BITCH
WHAT IS THIS GARBAGE?
Who paid for that floor?
NOT ME NO WAY
Never paid for no floor never again
NOT ONCE NOT NEVERNOPE